20 Funny makeup quotes

• Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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  2 weeks ago

  death, hiring, humor, i, irony, joke, makeup, mortician, sleep

• Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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  2 weeks ago

  behavior, etiquette, hairstyle, humor, make-up, makeup, polite, polite behavior, should, skills, social, social skills, tutorial, tutorials, YouTube

• I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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  2 weeks ago

  animal, animal friend, Cinderella, fairy, fairy tale, friend, friends, happy, happy life, i, independence, life, makeup, man, relationship, shoe, should, tale, think, try

• Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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  3 weeks ago

  appearance, beauty, comparison, eye, fail, fight, humor, i, joke, looking, makeup, McGregor, pull, smokey, smokey eye

• My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, beauty, hell, humor, husband, i, makeup, making, mistake, relationship, think, TikTok, tutorials

• What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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  3 weeks ago

  90, beauty, call, humor, just, makeup, perception, reality, time, wipe

• Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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  3 weeks ago

  20s, 30s, choices, decisions, grow, growth, humans, humor, life, life choices, makeup, new, poor, should, teeth, thirty, twenty

• One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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  3 weeks ago

  acceptance, being, casual, comfort, friend, friendship, fun, house, i, judge, judgment-free, make-up, makeup, no make-up, pajamas

• I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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  3 weeks ago

  beauty, cry, emotions, expensive, humor, i, makeup, self-care, vanity

• I love when lashes make me look evil.

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  3 weeks ago

  beauty, evil, evil look, humor, i, lash, love, makeup, me

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