293 Funny media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First responders? You mean reply guys?

  Commentary:
  "First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter – the magical land where folks turn into all-knowing geniuses in 280 characters or less! 🧙‍♂️💡 Just remember, on this platform, even a cat could be considered a leading authority on quantum physics. 🐱🔬 #ExpertsEverywhere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don't worry, if you're feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you're not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Social media may have been a mistake.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that 'liking' could be so exhausting? 🤳😅 Social media: the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall, but it's still considered socializing. 🧱😂 #Oops #MistakesWereMade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter, where everyone's a doctor, a patient, and the entire hospital staff all rolled into one 😅💬🏥 #TwitterPsychWard"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

  Commentary:
  💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

  Commentary:
  📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irresistible allure of your virtual vexation! 💔🙄 Who knew that constant notifications and passive-aggressive commentary could be so endearing? Love in the digital age indeed! 😂💻 #OnlineCrush"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival

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