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Aura is the real business card.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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