428 Funny never quotes

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! 🏖️🚿😴

  beach, close, comfort, experience, feeling, human, nap, never, post, post-beach, relaxation, serenity, shower, throw, touch

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂

  before, diet, food, foods, health, humor, never, nutrition, protein, science, surprise

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Fitted sheets: the ultimate relationship training ground! 😂🛌💪

  comparison, cooperation, fitted, fitted sheet, hard, humor, just, matter, never, relationship, sheet, try, woman, women

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿

  burning, cd, humor, media, music, never, nostalgia, outdated, outdated technology, shows, technology

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨

  1893, beloved, cooking, dramatic, duel, heartbreak, historical, i, just, lost, lost love, love, mine, never, soup, while, whispering

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to stay low-key on Twitter like a ninja in a library 📚🤫 #AvoidTheSpotlight

  character, daily, day, goal, humor, identity, main, main character, media, never, social, social media, Twitter

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪

  absence, addiction, back, came, day, health, humor, loss, mental, mental health, mind, never, sanity, smoke

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳

  ago, comeback, coming, got, humor, just, me, never, patience, payback, persistence, relax, revenge, someone, threat, wronged

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