265 Funny night quotes

• Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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  2 months ago

  bad, experience, house, humor, i, last, movie, Netflix, night, own, walk, walk out

• What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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  2 months ago

  again, ankle, experience, humor, incident, mosquito, never, night, tonight

• If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, alien, asleep, before, being, ever, exhaustion, fear, hate, hope, humor, i, invasion, night, sleep, start, waking

• One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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  2 months ago

  bed, both, humor, just, logic, need, night, night stand, one-night stand, people, relationship, sense, sides, single, stand

• There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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  2 months ago

  came, chimney, holiday, humor, i, last, lost, mind, night, preposterous, rumors, someone, surprise, unexpected

• Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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  2 months ago

  easily, fridge, goggles, humor, i, kitchen, night, night vision, relationship, sleep, vision, waking, wife

• Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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  2 months ago

  alan, Alan Rickman, around, avoiding, die, Die Hard, hard, harry, Harry Potter, humor, movie, night, opinion, potter, rickman, sneaking, tower, unpopular

• I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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  2 months ago

  driving, else, headlights, humor, i, important, irony, led, LED headlights, me, night, night vision, nobody, poor, safety, visibility, vision

• Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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  2 months ago

  adventure, driving, hope, humor, i, me, night, road, uncertainty

• Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, billion, body, brain, fall, humor, insomnia, interesting, night, overthinking, six, sleep, thought, thoughts, time

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