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  • Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace”

  • I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

    Commentary:
    “Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let’s be real…by 9pm, I’m usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂”

  • I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

    Commentary:
    “Step aside, commoners! 💰 I am now $6 richer thanks to my elite scratch-off skills! 🤑 Bow down to the scratch-off royalty! 👑😂”

  • By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower”

  • My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like you’re leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it’s time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

  • Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but itโ€™s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

    Commentary:
    “Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter”

  • My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It’s always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals”

  • I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now Iโ€™m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

    Commentary:
    “Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) 🥗🍕🍜. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appétit with a side of inner conflict 😂🍽️!”

  • So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

    Commentary:
    Looks like your phone is the ultimate hide-and-seek champion, giving Houdini a run for his money! 📱🕵️‍♂️ Don’t worry, it’s just practicing its disappearing act for a future career in magic. Just remember, whoever finds it first gets to be the winner of this epic game of hide and seek! 🏆😄

  • I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

    Commentary:
    Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You’re a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures

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