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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

3 months ago

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

3 months ago

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

3 months ago

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

3 months ago

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

3 months ago