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  • Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

    Commentary:
    “Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉”

  • Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

    Commentary:
    “Attention all public speakerphone users: You have officially been dubbed the designated annoyance in public spaces. 🙄🔊 Remember, a little volume control goes a long way in not becoming a public enemy. 😂 #SpeakerphoneEtiquetteFail”

  • My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

    Commentary:
    Looks like your car is the newest member of your carpool karaoke crew! 🎤🚗 Just make sure to schedule some maintenance before your car decides to audition for “America’s Got Talent”! 😉

  • Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄

  • I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like your husband’s stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄

  • I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet’s way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let’s take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let’s just hope our devices don’t start screaming for attention in the near future…

  • I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn’t get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️

  • An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the unmistakable sound of adulthood – a symphony of creaks and cracks! 🎶💥 Standing up is no longer a silent action, but a declaration of our presence in the world. Here’s to all the noisy ninjas out there mastering the art of making a grand entrance with every rise! 🕺🔊 #NoisyAdulting”

  • My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the only ‘hot and heavy’ action happening in your room is with that air conditioner! 😂🔥 Just trying to keep cool, neighbor, nothing to see here! 🌬️ #CoolingOff #BlowingOffSomeSteam”

  • I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you’ve got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks”

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