149 Funny nothing quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

  Commentary:
  Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of living beyond our means – because who needs financial stability when you can have fun gadgets and fancy dinners, right? 💸🍾 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the credit card bill arrives! 😅💳 #LivingTheHighLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, mastering the Macarena doesn't come with a generous reward, unless you count confusing everyone at weddings as a valuable life skill 🕺🎶💃 #MacarenaFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the exquisite art of productive idleness! 🤹‍♂️ Embracing the Zen master within while also mastering the skill of couch potato-ing. 🥔💤 Who knew that the most fulfilling hobby could be found in the magnificent abyss of nothingness? Time well spent doing… nothing! 🌟 #MasterOfInaction

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