Funny obligation quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage – where 'bless you' turns into 'BOO!' for better or for worse! Remember, nothing says 'I love you' like a well-timed sneeze jump scare."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁‍♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹"

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