Funny online behavior quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

  Commentary:
  Living on the edge of cybersecurity, just to spice up my coffee break! ☕💻😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

  Commentary:
  When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦‍♂️🐔✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

  Commentary:
  An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Calling the police when someone unfollows.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"

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