Funny online meeting quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

  Commentary:
  Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦‍♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"

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