Funny online meeting quotes

• “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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• Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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• I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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• Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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