22 Funny panic quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! 🛒😱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

  Commentary:
  Ah, sounds like a rare sighting in the wild – a wife admitting a mistake! 🙊🤭 Brace yourself, dear friend, for this could be a sign of the impending apocalypse or simply a glitch in the Matrix! Time to grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon unfold! 🍿✨ Remember, it's the small victories that make life interesting!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we have a new executive chef in the office! 🍴👨‍🍳 Don't forget to savor the unique aroma of success…or maybe just open a window. 😂 #ChefOfTheYear

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'surprise, you're not getting away that easily!' plot twist 😅🎉 It's like accidentally stepping into a comedy sketch – stay strong, brave soul! 🎈 #UnexpectedGuest #PartyPlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic hobby of lasagna-making! 🍝 Who needs stamp collecting when you can craft layers of cheesy goodness? 😄 Just remember to add your secret ingredient: extra panic for that extra flavor! 🤪 #LasagnaLifestyle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

  Commentary:
  😂🎄 "Ah, the classic Christmas eve panic, where last-minute shopping becomes an extreme sport! 'Well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner' is like the holiday version of 'I told you so!' ❄️ Pro tip: stock up on eggnog and patience for those who find themselves in this jolly predicament!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the lyrics a bit too literally and turned the disco into a crime scene! 🔍🎶 Let's hope the panic at the disco was just because they ran out of glitter and not because of any actual murders on the dance floor! 💃🚓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggle of adjusting to life at ground level after soaring through the skies 🚗✈️ Pilots must feel like they're missing that 'up' button every time they hit the road! 😂 #GroundedPilot"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the coast is clear! We made it through Y2K unscathed 😅🎉 Time to dust off those emergency supplies and rejoin civilization! #SurvivedY2K"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs security alarms when you have a natural defense system like that? 😱💨 Better hope your guests have strong noses and a good sense of humor! 😂 #PanicRoomActivated"

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