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5 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"
5 months ago
Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻
5 months ago
Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective
5 months ago
Share →: How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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🧐 Ah, the moment of realization that not everyone sees the world through the lens of binary code and green cascading characters – a Matrix-grade plot twist in real life! 🕶️💻 Who knew dodging bullets and defying gravity was part of the everyday grind for some of us? 😉 Welcome to the reality where red pills are usually just cold and flu medication! 🌐🚫 #MatrixRealizations
5 months ago
Share →: According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Well, according to a study (wink, wink), I believe that people will trust anything preceded by "according to a study"! 🤓📊 It's the magic phrase that makes even the wildest claims sound legit. Remember folks, trust, but verify! 😉🔍 #AccordingToAStudyTruths
5 months ago
Share →: Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️‍♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"
5 months ago
Share →: Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Oh, the undeniable irony behind those spectacles! 🤓✏️ It's like a badge of honor in the school of hard knocks. 😂 Remember, failing is just a stepping stone on the path to becoming a certified genius! 🎓🌟
5 months ago
Share →: Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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"Saturday and Sunday sprint by faster than Usain Bolt, while Monday drags on like a never-ending marathon! 🏃‍♂️⏰😫 Who knew time could be so selective?! #MondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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"Ah, the art of convincing people that blobs of paint on a canvas or a random pile of rocks is a masterpiece 🎨💭 It's all about that magical spell of persuasion, turning 'Is this art?' into 'Wow, that's art!' 🪄✨ Who knew art could be so sneaky and persuasive?"
5 months ago
Share →: 8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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"Who knew time could be so stingy during the week? 🤷‍♂️ It's like those two hours are in a rush to disappear faster than a cookie jar around a hungry toddler! ⏰😂"