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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.
1 month ago
I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.
3 months ago
A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.
3 months ago
A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
3 months ago
I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.
3 months ago