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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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