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4 months ago
Share →: Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Commentary:
"Who knew salad could be so serious? 🥗😆 Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! 🥬😂"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Commentary:
It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Commentary:
☕ "I don't mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but I've become an honorary member of the Colombian farmers association! 🤣 They even have a 'caffeine enthusiast' section in their wallets dedicated to me! 💼☕ #CoffeeLover"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Commentary:
🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Commentary:
"Me, in heaven: 🌥️ 'Excuse me, could you snap a quick pic of me casually perched on that fluffy cloud over there? It's just for my Insta feed, no biggie.' 😇📸 #CloudNineGoals"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic parent-child fashion struggle! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like matching outfits with questionable choices were the norm back in the day. 🤣 Who knew that shoulder pads and neon colors could bring such fond memories! 🌈 #ThrowbackFashionTrends
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Commentary:
"Sure thing! Who knew reality could be so… well, real? 😅📸 #KeepingItReal #UnfilteredBeauty"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Commentary:
📸💍 When engagement photo shoots have you wondering if the ring's bling is compensating for something, honey! 😂💁‍♀️ Who needs a photo to prove they found love when they've already posted a million relationship updates?! 🤳🤣 Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but a great sense of humor is priceless! 💎😜 #SorryNotSorry
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Commentary:
"Before Facebook, the real 'hostage situation' was subjecting people to endless photo albums of our vacations! 😂📷 Now we can share those moments without the risk of a living room slideshow marathon. Thank you, social media! 🌴📸"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance"