Funny player quotes

• Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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  2 months ago

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• After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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  2 months ago

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• Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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  2 months ago

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• After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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  3 months ago

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• Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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  3 months ago

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