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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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If there is a God and He β€œloves” us, then explain snakes.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Trending via Instagram:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Breaking via Instagram:

β€œYour account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Just shared via TikTok:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When I die I want people to say β€œHmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Responding to any and all emails with β€˜wow ok’

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Is he trying to pronounce β€œcharcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Making waves on Reddit:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Breaking via Messenger:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Going viral on X:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Just landed via WeChat:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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