45 funny pretend quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

May 20, 2026

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

May 20, 2026

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

May 20, 2026

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

May 19, 2026

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

May 19, 2026