Commentary:
Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy ๐๐๐
14 Funny prison quotes
There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.
Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, โWasnโt he such a good dentist? Heโs in prison now.โ
Iโm convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.
But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.
Iโll find a cell mate before Iโll ever find a soulmate.
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.
I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.
As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm disappointed in you' line from authority figures – the ultimate weapon of guilt! ๐ Who knew they were expecting you to be the next superhero all along? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Maybe they should lower their expectations to 'able to adult without setting the kitchen on fire.' ๐คทโโ๏ธ Time to break free from the disappointment prison and live your best chaotic life! ๐"