Funny progress quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Bon Jovi is on the fast track to being 'Livin' on a Prayer' if they're that close! Keep rocking, Jon and the gang! "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal 'work in progress' anthem – more like a masterpiece in procrastination! At this rate, they'll have a full gallery of not-so-masterpieces in no time. Keep up the non-work, folks! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Fitbit when you have potted plants to track your progress? Talk about instant gratification gardening! #BotanicalEnthusiast"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

  Commentary:
  Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" #StoneAgeHotTakes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

  Commentary:
  "Slow and steady wins the race…unless you're just aiming to be a little above the bottom! Keep on climbing that ladder of success, one small step at a time! #ProgressIsProgress"

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