Funny progress quotes

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here's why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025