Funny progress quotes

• Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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  1 week ago

  5, downloading, internet, internet speed, minutes, nostalgia, patience, progress, remember, song, speed, technology, under

• The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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  1 week ago

  away, behavior, coming, early, early invention, fear, history, human, human behavior, innovation, invention, people, progress, ran, reaction, saw, surprise, time, train, transportation

• Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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  1 week ago

  bon, Bon Jovi, humor, journey, jovi, least, music, progress

• People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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  1 week ago

  humor, irony, motivation, never, people, procrastination, progress, self-improvement, work

• If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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  3 weeks ago

  humanity, humor, invention, irony, observation, progress, put, smart, someone, suitcase, technology, wheel

• Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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  3 weeks ago

  checking, couple, flowers, gardening, growth, here, hobby, hours, humor, i, impatience, me, nature, place, planting, progress, seeds

• Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, caveman, critique, humanity, humor, i, invention, journalist, just, progress, satire, wheel

• Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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  3 weeks ago

  bottom, humor, journey, little, motivation, progress, success

• I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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  3 weeks ago

  growth, humor, motivation, much, personal, personal growth, progress, self-deprecating, work, work in progress

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