Funny progress quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

  Commentary:
  I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Bon Jovi is on the fast track to being 'Livin' on a Prayer' if they're that close! 🎸🎤 Keep rocking, Jon and the gang! 🤘😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal 'work in progress' anthem – more like a masterpiece in procrastination! 🎨😂 At this rate, they'll have a full gallery of not-so-masterpieces in no time. Keep up the non-work, folks! 👩‍🎨💼"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Fitbit when you have potted plants to track your progress? 🏃‍♀️🪴 Talk about instant gratification gardening! 😆🌱 #BotanicalEnthusiast"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

  Commentary:
  🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

  Commentary:
  "Slow and steady wins the race…unless you're just aiming to be a little above the bottom! 😄🐢 Keep on climbing that ladder of success, one small step at a time! 🌟 #ProgressIsProgress"

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