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5 months ago
Share →: “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Commentary:
"Trying to use 'pre' and 'post' together is like trying to hit pause and rewind on life at the same time ⏪🔄 Talk about a preposterous paradox! It's a linguistic rollercoaster – with no seatbelts! 🎢😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Commentary:
🍹 "Forget a regular mimosa, why stop there? Go all out and mix up a Jason Mimosa! Just a splash of orange juice and boom, you've got yourself the ultimate thirst-quenching and attractive beverage. Who needs regular OJ when you can have a slice of Momoa in your glass?" 😉
5 months ago
Share →: Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Commentary:
Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Commentary:
"Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music? I guess they wanted to make sure it had that extra 'pop' of catchy tunes and killer dance moves! 🎶💃"
5 months ago
Share →: The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Commentary:
Why dread when you can dance? Saw stepping on toes with those deadly traps! 🕺🔪💃 #FootlooseAndFearful
5 months ago
Share →: Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Commentary:
"Hydration goals: Achieved with Carbo-loading tactics! 💧🍞 Stay fueled and watered, folks! 😄 #hydration #carbsfordays"
5 months ago
Share →: Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Commentary:
Well, that's just shear madness! 🐑🐑 Looks like these stylish sheep are ready to raise the baaar on comedy! Who's their favorite comedian, ewe ask? 🎤 Count Fluff-ula, of course! 😂 #JustSheepThings
5 months ago
Share →: Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Commentary:
🍆🐣 "Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs – who knew gardening could be so punny? Talk about farm-to-table in a whole new way! 🌱🥚 #eeggcellent"
5 months ago
Share →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Commentary:
"Who runs the world? Naan! 🌟🍞 Just remember, when it comes to carbs, girls just want to have naan! 💁‍♀️🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal debate between Becestershire and Worcestershire – a tale as old as thyme! 🧐🌿 Let's hope they can ketchup and relish the flavor of their differences! 🍅😄 #SaucyTales