Funny rating quotes

• My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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  9 hours ago

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• Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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  16 hours ago

  entertainment, every, humor, i, moan, moaning, music, neighbor, neighbors, pause, performance, rate, rating, sound, start, time

• My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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  1 week ago

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• Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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  2 months ago

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• Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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  2 months ago

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• My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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  2 months ago

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• There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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  3 months ago

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• He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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  3 months ago

  compliment, humor, joke, pain, rating, scale

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