34 Funny recipe quotes

• OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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  2 months ago

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• Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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  2 months ago

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• I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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  2 months ago

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• They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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  2 months ago

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• Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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  2 months ago

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• My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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  2 months ago

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