33 Funny recipe quotes — Wordgag ツ

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

4 days ago4 days ago

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

1 month ago1 month ago

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

1 month ago1 month ago

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

2 months ago2 months ago

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

2 months ago2 months ago

The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

2 months ago2 months ago

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

4 months ago4 months ago

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

4 months ago4 months ago

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Feb 25, 2025

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Feb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Jan 28, 2025

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Jan 28, 2025