21 Funny recipe quotes

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I don't want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Guys only want one thing and it's my grandmother's meatball recipe.

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025