Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Commentary:
"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Cheese: the master of stealth in the grocery store aisles, always finding a whey into your cart 🧀🛒 Just blame it on the dairy fairy, right? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Commentary:
Well, who knew we were all just a bunch of ingredients getting pounded into a tasty paste? 🤣🌿 Next time someone calls you "extra", just tell them you're just trying to live your best pesto life! #PoundingToSuccess
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, we've got a double threat here! 🎭🍝 I'm not just a messy eater, I'm an artist spreading my sauce-stained canvas everywhere. Care for a food fight, or should I say, food flight? 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Commentary:
Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis
6 months ago
Share →: My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Commentary:
Ah, the dynamic duo of the spin masters! 🤖💃 No need to tackle obstacles head-on when you can pirouette away from them in style! Who knew cleaning could be so chic and effortless? 💁‍♂️🌀 #DirtDodgers #CleaningComedy
6 months ago
Share →: Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Commentary:
🌞☕️ Uh oh, looks like waking up is playing hard to get with you. It's like your alarm clock is saying, "Nice try, snooze master!" 😄 Maybe it's time to negotiate a better morning routine… or just hit that snooze button one last time! ⏰💤
6 months ago
Share →: That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the symphony of kitchen mishaps! 🎶 Closing the cupboard door only to hear the crash of a falling item – a subtle reminder that sometimes life's problems are just waiting to surprise you like an unexpected guest. 😂 It's like a game of culinary Jenga in there! 🏗️ #CupboardChronicles
6 months ago
Share →: Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Commentary:
"Judging by the tantrums and tweets, it seems like Kanye and 'lost it' might be sharing the same GPS signal 😜🤪 #KeepingUpWithTheKanyes"