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"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? π§ββοΈπ¦"
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- My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
- I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.
- Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.
- I donβt know why βyou made your bed now lie in itβ is a bad thing. It sounds great! Iβll even lie in a bed I didnβt make.
- Know what goes good with beer? Another one.
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"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' π±ποΈπ΄" -
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"π‘ Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. ππ" -
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"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! π΄ποΈπ" -
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"That 'night before' magic is like previewing the movie that's better than the sequel! ππ¬β¨" -
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"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! ποΈπ΄π" -
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"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! π¦π°π " -
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Can't argue with that! Bed is basically the VIP lounge of adulting! π΄ποΈπͺ
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- The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.
- I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
- This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
- Thereβs nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.
- Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.
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