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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

3 months ago

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

3 months ago

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

3 months ago

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

3 months ago

My recliner and I go way back.

3 months ago

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

3 months ago

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

3 months ago

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

3 months ago

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

3 months ago

Human hibernation should be a thing.

3 months ago

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

3 months ago

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

3 months ago

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

3 months ago

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

3 months ago

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

3 months ago

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

3 months ago

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

3 months ago

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

3 months ago

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

3 months ago

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

3 months ago