78 Funny run quotes

• It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  animal, fast, horse, humor, run, speed, sport, still, suck, weird

• Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  activity, busy, club, degree, doing, engaged, everyone, Japan, master’s degree, Masters, run, run club, travel

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  celebrity, comparison, culture, humor, influencer, Instagram, internet, internet culture, media, platform, platform comparison, run, social, social media, street, streets, Twitter

• I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  exercise, going, here, humor, i, just, mouth, procrastination, run, running, talking

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

• The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  back, confidence, empowerment, flex, humor, independence, real, relationship, run, woman

• Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

  ---

  0

  5 months ago

  communication, decade, decades, exhaustion, humor, i, run, say, speech, things, time, well

• People never run off to join the circus anymore.

  ---

  0

  5 months ago

  circus, join, never, people, run

All funny run quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌