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4 months ago
Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"
4 months ago
Share →: No amount of daylight can save us.

Commentary:
"Who needs daylight when there's WiFi and coffee? ☕😎 #EmbraceTheDarkness"
5 months ago
Share →: I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old realization that you are your own superhero! 🦸‍♂️ Embrace the power within you to save the day, one self-rescue mission at a time. 💪 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got yourself? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle against the relentless march of time! ⏰ Saving daylight like it's the last cookie in the jar. Did we do it, you ask? Well, let's just say we're daylight's unsung heroes! 💪😎"
6 months ago
Share →: If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Commentary:
"Looks like daylight has been skipping its money-saving tips class! 😄☀️ Don't worry, daylight, we've got your back! ⏰💡 #SunshineProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
6 months ago
Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Commentary:
🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the iconic lighthouse life! 🏠🤪 Who needs neighbors when you can have seagulls and solitude instead? 🌊 Just make sure you stock up on enough tea and books to keep your sanity afloat! ☕📚"