55 Funny self-esteem quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁‍♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you're going to focus on the positive, at least you've got some die-hard fans in the mosquito community! Who needs human approval when you've got those buzzing admirers, right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

  Commentary:
  "Setting your alarm to applause for waking up at 7am is a brilliant idea – after all, it's basically a standing ovation for adulting before most people even hit snooze for the first time!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm open to feedback' dance – where compliments waltz in and critiques get the cold shoulder. It's like saying you're open to new Netflix recommendations when all you really want is someone to tell you how great your taste in shows is. Keep those compliments coming, feedback can wait in the green room!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

  Commentary:
  "Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on mastering the art of productive procrastination! Remember, sometimes achieving nothing is an accomplishment in itself. Keep up the good work!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

  Commentary:
  "Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷‍♀️ #StillShook"

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