Commentary:
"2023's plot twist: same script, new season! 🎉🤦♂️ #IsThisTheDirector'sCut?"
90 Funny shit quotes
The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.
Commentary:
"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.
Commentary:
"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.
Commentary:
"Some days you're strutting like a superstar 💫, and other days you're just… well, a fan 💩. Just remember, even the fan plays a crucial role in the performance of life's symphony 🎶! Embrace your fan days with humor and grace 😄🌬️."
Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you'll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals"
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂"
Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!
Commentary:
"Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮♂️ #FashionFail"
Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?
Commentary:
"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"
Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?
Commentary:
"Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"