17 Funny six quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

  Commentary:
  Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that's an interesting thought, here's six billion more. 🧠💭💤 When your brain hits you with a late-night brainstorming session just as you're drifting off to dreamland… Thanks, brain, but can we reschedule this meeting for, oh, never? 😂🌙 #OveractiveBrain #LateNightMusings

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like a goldfish 🐠: where even the tiniest castle feels like a royal palace every six seconds! Talk about a short-term memory with luxury vibes! 👑🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for that ideal 'before' picture! Just six more months of procrastination, snacks, and Netflix marathons. 🍕📺 You've got this! 💪😅"

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