27 Funny somewhere quotes

• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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  4 weeks ago

  application, applying, communism, employment, guy, humor, job, job application, jobs, just, laziness, political, politics, satire, somewhere, wants

• Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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  4 weeks ago

  eat, food, food industry, found, ground, health, humor, industry, just, nutrition, organic, processed, processed food, sarcasm, satire, somewhere

• Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, curiosity, humor, innocence, know, observation, somewhere, stare, why

• I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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  4 weeks ago

  believe, humor, i, internet, misinformation, online, read, sarcasm, skepticism, somewhere, true, truth

• Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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  1 month ago

  around, cleanup, distraction, found, humor, organizing, playing, procrastination, sitting, somewhere, things, tidying

• My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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  1 month ago

  care, family, humor, hygiene, kids, late, less, management, parenting, personal, personal hygiene, running, running late, somewhere, time, time management

• It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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  1 month ago

  actually, around, bottom, humor, life, middle, perspective, realization, realize, rock, rock bottom, rock middle, somewhere, thought, weird

• It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, around, audacity, crowd, i, peopling, rude, social, somewhere, whenever

• I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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  1 month ago

  break, got, humor, i, know, life, motivation, need, pen, put, somewhere, story, throw, win, writing

• Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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  1 month ago

  app, buddy, convenience, humor, i, message, need, notification, notifications, refusal, ride, right, sarcasm, somewhere, take, thanks, transportation, Uber, want

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