Commentary:
When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
63 Funny spend quotes
The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.
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I call it "meal planning"… in my head… 24/7. 🍕🤔😂
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
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Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️
If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.
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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.
Commentary:
"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller"
Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?
Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.
Commentary:
"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
Commentary:
"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"