Funny sticker quotes

• Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adulthood, being, deserve, hard, humor, i, self-expression, sticker, stickers, tattoo

• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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  2 months ago

  better, bumper, bumper sticker, confidence, driving, feel, got, green, green light, honk, humor, i, just, light, lights, myself, pretty, self-esteem, sit, sometimes, sticker, think

• I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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  2 months ago

  bumper, bumper sticker, humor, i, irony, observation, read, reading, self-deprecating, sticker, stupid

• I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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  2 months ago

  apple, eaten, eating, fall, food, humor, i, mistake, people, percentage, pretty, relatable, sticker, sure, under

• I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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  2 months ago

  adult, brave, doctor, doctors, give, hello, humor, i, kid, kids, know, only, recognition, reward, sticker, today

• Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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  2 months ago

  apple, daily, eating, fiber, health, humor, intake, joke, sticker

• Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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  5 months ago

  baby, baby on board, behind, board, car, car sticker, child, dealing, driver, drivers, humor, know, parenting, putting, right, road, road safety, safety, sticker, traffic, vehicle, wheel

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