Funny sticker quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

  Commentary:
  "Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

  Commentary:
  Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. 🍎😄 Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! 😉🌟

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