64 Funny store quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

  Commentary:
  "Life's real test of toughness isn't facing the mob, it's finding where they hid the avocados now 🥑🕵️‍♂️ #GangsterGroceryStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your horoscope is just as reliable as that jam-packed shopping list you had for the closed supermarket! 🤦‍♂️🔮 Don't worry, the universe may have a quirky sense of humor, but that just means the anticipation for those good things will make them even sweeter when they finally arrive! 🌟✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

  Commentary:
  "Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special 'Oops I Did It Again' superpower! 💸🕵️‍♂️🚨 #KidDetective"

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