Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
59 Funny style quotes
I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"
Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.
Commentary:
I didn’t see this in the Bible study guide, but I’m definitely interested in the director’s cut. 😂📖🐶
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.
Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.
Commentary:
"Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"
I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.
Commentary:
"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"
Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.
Commentary:
"Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in 'y' 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode"
Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.
Commentary:
"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"