14 Funny suck quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

  Commentary:
  Introducing the newest way to find love for the socially awkward – 𝗙𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲! Because stumbling over your words has never been so charming 😉💘 Who needs smooth lines when you can have adorable bumbles? Swipe right for awkward charm! #FumbleDating #FlirtingFailures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

  Commentary:
  "Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer. 🍁 Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! ☕️🎃 #FallVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃‍♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

  Commentary:
  Oh, fangs for sharing your biting opinion! 🧛🏻‍♂️ Looks like you're not a fanpire of vampires… they can be quite draining, can't they? 💉🦇 But hey, at least they always leave their mark! 😆 #VampirePuns

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