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Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Spotted on Reddit:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Broadcasted on X:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Seen just now on Threads:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Spotted on Slack:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Trending via Threads:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Funny sudden quotes

Funny sudden quotes are like unexpected bursts of laughter 💥😂 that catch you off guard and brighten your day instantly! Whether you need a quick mood lift or a clever one-liner to share, these witty gems 💡✨ bring joy with zero warning. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort 🤭—because sometimes the funniest moments happen when you least expect them!

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

2 months ago

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

2 months ago

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

2 months ago

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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64 shares on Threads this month:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

49 shares on X this month:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

At least life has music.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Going viral on WeChat:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Just shared via YouTube:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Just landed via Facebook:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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