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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Live now on Pinterest:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Just shared via TikTok:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Reported on Reddit:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Just shared via X:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Funny sudden quotes are like unexpected bursts of laughter 💥😂 that catch you off guard and brighten your day instantly! Whether you need a quick mood lift or a clever one-liner to share, these witty gems 💡✨ bring joy with zero warning. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort 🤭—because sometimes the funniest moments happen when you least expect them!

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Share →: Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Commentary:
"When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"
2 months ago
Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Commentary:
"Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Commentary:
"Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Commentary:
"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Reported on Pinterest:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Going viral on YouTube:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Just shared via Slack:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Making waves on Telegram:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Trending via X:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Trending via Slack:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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