Funny sudden quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

  Commentary:
  "Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

  Commentary:
  🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"

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