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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Just landed via Discord:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Going viral on TikTok:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Just landed via Instagram:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Just landed via Reddit:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Funny sudden quotes

Funny sudden quotes are like unexpected bursts of laughter 💥😂 that catch you off guard and brighten your day instantly! Whether you need a quick mood lift or a clever one-liner to share, these witty gems 💡✨ bring joy with zero warning. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort 🤭—because sometimes the funniest moments happen when you least expect them!

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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46 shares on X this month:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

59 shares on Threads this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Spotted on Facebook:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Seen just now on Reddit:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Breaking via X:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Breaking via Telegram:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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