Commentary:
"Agreed, let's convince our bosses that our productivity is directly tied to the sun's work schedule 🌞 Less sunlight, less work, right? Who's with me? 🤔 #WinterWorkHours"
33 Funny sun quotes
Trending Funny Sun Quotes 🔥
- I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
- If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.
- I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
- Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.
- I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.
More funny sun quotes 👇
-
-
Commentary:
Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers! 🌞✨ Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? 💁♂️ Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 😂🌅 #MorningGlowUpGoals -
Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor" -
Commentary:
☀️ "I mean, come on sun, can't you put in some overtime like the rest of us? 🌞 Or at least leave a note saying you'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning! ⏰ Don't be a slacker, sun! 🤣" -
Commentary:
Hmm, good question! 🌞📸 Maybe the sun is just out there, photobombing our planet's sunsets with its own camera obscura. Just imagine all the Instagram filters it must have up its fiery sleeves! 🔥🤳 #SunsetSelfies -
Commentary:
Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! 🐄🌞 Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! 😉🔮 -
Commentary:
"Capri Sun: where fruit juice meets its mysterious alter ego 😂🍹 It's like a futuristic fruit juice experiment gone slightly off the rails! 🧪🍏 #JuicyScienceGoneWrong" -
Commentary:
"Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!" -
Commentary:
🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝 -
Commentary:
"Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"
Top Funny Sun Quotes 🔥
- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
- Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.
- I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
- I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
- Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.
For even more funny sun quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny sun quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
Got a favorite? Share these funny sun quotes with someone who needs a smile today. 🤗
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
352 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
2 hours ago