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42 Funny sun quotes

Funny sun quotes are here to brighten your day with a burst of sunshine and a sprinkle of laughter โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚! Whether you’re soaking up rays at the beach ๐Ÿ–๏ธ or just dreaming of sunny skies, these playful quips will make you smile. Get ready to bask in humor that’s as warm and inviting as a summer’s day ๐ŸŒž. Dive in and let the fun shine through your day! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ˜„

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor canโ€™t block it out.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. Thatโ€™s insane.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun canโ€™t swim.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Basketballโ€™s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Iโ€™m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and Iโ€™ll be like: โ€œWow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was thenโ€

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

โ€œOoh, youโ€™ve caught the sun.โ€ Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The only sunscreen thatโ€™s 100% effective is abstinence.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If youโ€™re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and thatโ€™s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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