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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.
3 months ago
Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.
3 months ago
Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.
3 months ago
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.
3 months ago
I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.
3 months ago
I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.
3 months ago