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3 months ago
Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Commentary:
"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"
3 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
3 months ago
Share →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Commentary:
"White Lotus: where vacationing teaches you the valuable lesson that taking time off from work may lead to unexpected existential crises and shocking revelations! 🌴🛋️💼 #WorkLifeBalance"
4 months ago
Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels
5 months ago
Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Commentary:
"Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"
5 months ago
Share →: Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝
5 months ago
Share →: Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Commentary:
"Talking to me is like going on a road trip – sure, we might take a few detours, but hey, at least there's a view! 🚗🌄😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Commentary:
"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Commentary:
"Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'gap year,' also known as a year-long masterclass in procrastination. 🤷‍♂️ Here's to taking a break from adulting and indulging in a gap of profound leisure! 😂✨ #LazyGenius"