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5 months ago
Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Commentary:
"Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"
5 months ago
Share →: Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝
5 months ago
Share →: Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Commentary:
"Talking to me is like going on a road trip – sure, we might take a few detours, but hey, at least there's a view! 🚗🌄😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Commentary:
"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Commentary:
"Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'gap year,' also known as a year-long masterclass in procrastination. 🤷‍♂️ Here's to taking a break from adulting and indulging in a gap of profound leisure! 😂✨ #LazyGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"
5 months ago
Share →: Man, these end times are taking forever.

Commentary:
"Seriously, even the end times are procrastinating now? ⏳😂 Hang in there, we'll get there eventually! 🌌✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Commentary:
Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! 💸💊 Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! 😂 #BankAccountGoals
5 months ago
Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Commentary:
Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes