45 Funny taking quotes

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  4 weeks ago

  amazing, attraction, attractive, born, brain, day, distraction, functions, human, human brain, humor, only, someone, speaking, taking, test, thinking

• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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  4 weeks ago

  AI, deep, deep fake, digital, digital prank, evil, fake, good, humor, innovation, joke, meetings, prank, stuff, taking, tech, tech joke, technology, virtual, why, Zoom

• My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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  4 weeks ago

  asked, day, eat, family, food, holiday, home, humor, i, joke, me, meal, mom, mother, relationship, sarcasm, taking, told, where

• Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, annoyance, different, frustration, home, humor, own, parking, parking space, someone, space, taking, type

• The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, candy, childhood, everyday, everyday humor, humor, irony, opposite, parenting, playful, putting, safety, sunscreen, taking, toddler

• The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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  4 weeks ago

  day, frustration, handed, humor, i, impatience, joke, left, patience, sarcasm, taking, too, waiting

• Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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  4 weeks ago

  beer, beverage, big, humor, joke, knows, lady, letting, me, missing, next, pool, pregnancy, pregnant, relaxation, social, summer, taking

• Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, change, clothing, fashion, giving, giving back, guy, humor, jeans, joke, skinny, society, style, taking, wardrobe, wardrobe change

• The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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  4 weeks ago

  balance, being, dating, emotional, emotional balance, emotional support, healthy, humor, key, partnership, relationship, sad, support, taking

• Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, carefully, chest, emotion, feelings, fold, heart, humor, i, inside, irony, metaphor, place, romantic, self-awareness, taking, vulnerability

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