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13 Funny tax quotes

Funny tax quotes bring a much-needed laugh to everyone’s favorite topic—taxes! 💸 Whether you’re crunching numbers or just dreading April 15th, these witty snippets add humor to the hassle. 😂 From clever twists to cheeky observations, they turn tax time into a moment of fun instead of stress. Ready to smile through the chaos? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on the tax game! 🧾✨

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Posted on6 months ago

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Posted on6 months ago

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Posted onJan 23, 2025Jan 23, 2025

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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