338 Funny thing quotes

• The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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  3 months ago

  bed, comfort, day, i, laziness, miss, relaxation, sleep, thing

• My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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  3 months ago

  attachment, i, last, lover, morning, night, phone, relationship, routine, technology, thing, wake

• The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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  3 months ago

  challenge, Christmas, family, humor, kids, ornaments, parent, parenting, put, rearrange, thing, tree

• Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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  3 months ago

  boss, defeat, final, health, humor, i, jokes, life, mental, mental health, same, self-improvement, therapist, therapy, thing, trainwreck

• The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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  3 months ago

  egotist, humor, nice, nice thing, people, personality, self-centered, talk, thing, wit

• Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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  3 months ago

  diet, doughnut, food, hard, humor, i, sprinkles, struggle, temptation, thing, today

• I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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  3 months ago

  bad, bed, great, humor, i, irony, lie, procrastination, relaxation, responsibility, thing

• Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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  3 months ago

  eating, food, humor, i, labels, nutrition, section, thing, whole, whole thing

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