201 Funny things quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  Commentary:
  "Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m tired of things costing money.

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  Commentary:
  "When will they start accepting good vibes as a currency? 💸✨ #BrokeButZen"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

  Commentary:
  "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! 😅🎓"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

  Commentary:
  "Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet symphony of life—cue the bassline of Sopranos quotes, with a splash of everything else to keep it spicy! 🎶🍝 Sometimes I feel like I’m just one ambitious mob boss trying to locate the best coffee in New Jersey, all while reminiscing about "Forget about it" moments. ☕️🔫 Remember, in the opera of life, the theme music is mostly Sopranos, and the rest is just a dramatic monologue.

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