Funny thirty quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

  Commentary:
  "Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

  Commentary:
  "I'm too old to be jingling all day, Santa can find me at happy hour 🎅🍸 #EarlyBirdSpecial"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of lorebombing, where exchanging life updates with a new friend in your thirties feels like sharing episodes from a TV series you both somehow missed! 📚🤝 It's like trying to binge-watch several seasons at once just to keep up with each other's 'plot twists'! #ThirtiesTales"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"

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