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Funny thirty quotes bring all the laughs πŸ˜‚ and vibes πŸŽ‰ as you hit this milestone! Whether you’re embracing the big 3-0 with sass or a sprinkle of sarcasm, these witty words will have you grinning from ear to ear πŸ˜„. Perfect for sharing with friends, roasting yourself, or just celebrating the wild ride that is turning thirty! Ready to laugh your way through this fabulous decade? Let’s dive in! πŸŽ‚βœ¨

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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