Commentary:
"I'm too old to be jingling all day, Santa can find me at happy hour 🎅🍸 #EarlyBirdSpecial"
Funny thirty quotes
Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of lorebombing, where exchanging life updates with a new friend in your thirties feels like sharing episodes from a TV series you both somehow missed! 📚🤝 It's like trying to binge-watch several seasons at once just to keep up with each other's 'plot twists'! #ThirtiesTales"
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"