Funny thrill quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! 🎉🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🥂 #SocialButterfly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

  Commentary:
  "Once the laughter and joy faded away, all that’s left are the eerie echoes of discarded dreams… 🎢😱 #SpookyVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming about winning the lottery and waking up to the reality of work… It's like going from a fantasy world of riches to a Monday morning in a snap! 🤑💼 Keep dreaming big, but don't forget to set that alarm for work tomorrow! ⏰😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

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