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6 months ago
Share →: Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Commentary:
"Who needs dumbbells when you have the sheer willpower to defy gravity and pry yourself from the cozy clutches of your bed every morning? 💪😴 #BedToBeast #MorningStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Commentary:
🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"
6 months ago
Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"
6 months ago
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Commentary:
Looks like the trainee might just get a divine intervention 😂🚂⛪️. Hope they'd say "oh snap" instead!
6 months ago
Share →: I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old phone booths – the original training ground for our immune systems! 📞💪 Who needs a flu shot when you've braved the germs lurking in those tiny spaces? 😂 #RIPPhoneBooths #ImmuneSystemBootcamp
6 months ago
Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"
6 months ago
Share →: Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic resistance training dilemma! 💪🏋️‍♂️ Who knew that avoiding the #gymlife could actually be a workout strategy in disguise? 🤔 Maybe we're onto something revolutionary here…or maybe just onto the couch. 🛋️😆"