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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.
Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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1 month ago
Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Commentary:
"Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Commentary:
"Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Commentary:
"Who knew dodging banana peels and blue shells would prepare you for slipping on icy roads and navigating snow-covered streets? 🍌❄️ Drive safely out there, and remember – always blame the slippery road, not your unimpressive drifting skills! 🚗💨"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching"
5 months ago
Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻
5 months ago
Share →: I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"
5 months ago
Share →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄
5 months ago
Share →: Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Commentary:
"Training a cat is like being part of a top-secret spy mission 🕵️‍♀️🐱 – you think you're in charge, but in reality, the cat is the mastermind calling the shots! 😹 #CatitudeIsEverything"
5 months ago
Share →: With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'ski lift exit' a little too literally! 🎿💥 Who needs training when you've got an epic entrance like that? Talk about making an impression! 😂 #SkiLiftFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Commentary:
"Who needs dumbbells when you have the sheer willpower to defy gravity and pry yourself from the cozy clutches of your bed every morning? 💪😴 #BedToBeast #MorningStruggles"