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  • You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

    Commentary:
    “Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂”

  • I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos”

  • Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew dodging banana peels and blue shells would prepare you for slipping on icy roads and navigating snow-covered streets? 🍌❄️ Drive safely out there, and remember – always blame the slippery road, not your unimpressive drifting skills! 🚗💨”

  • I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching”

  • They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ “Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don’t be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It’s less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!” 😄👊🏻

  • I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you’ve got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?”

  • People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

    Commentary:
    Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he’s just more of a “couch-potato” kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄

  • Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

    Commentary:
    “Training a cat is like being part of a top-secret spy mission 🕵️‍♀️🐱 – you think you’re in charge, but in reality, the cat is the mastermind calling the shots! 😹 #CatitudeIsEverything”

  • With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone took ‘ski lift exit’ a little too literally! 🎿💥 Who needs training when you’ve got an epic entrance like that? Talk about making an impression! 😂 #SkiLiftFail”

  • Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs dumbbells when you have the sheer willpower to defy gravity and pry yourself from the cozy clutches of your bed every morning? 💪😴 #BedToBeast #MorningStruggles”

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