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21 Funny training quotes

Funny training quotes are the perfect way to add some laughter 😂 and motivation 💪 to your workout routine! Whether you’re sweating it out at the gym or mastering a new skill, a little humor can turn tough moments into memorable ones 😅. Ready to boost your training vibes with some witty and lighthearted wisdom? Let’s dive into the funniest sayings that make every session a blast! 🎉🏋️‍♂️

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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