22 Funny training quotes

• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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  2 months ago

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• Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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  2 months ago

  20, anniversary, ChatGPT, creative, digital, effort, gift, humor, me, minutes, note, perfect, relationship, romantic, sarcasm, spent, tech, tell, training, try, wife

• You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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  2 months ago

  age, call, call recording, calls, data, digital, digital age, funny insult, humor, insult, joke, kind, person, recorded, recording, sarcasm, tech, tech joke, training, training data, used

• I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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  2 months ago

  call, ever, humor, i, irony, purpose, quality, recorded, recorded call, training, used, wonder

• Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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  2 months ago

  activity, best, driving, fun, gaming, humor, Kart, Mario, training, turned, winter

• I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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  2 months ago

  animal, eagle, food, humor, i, me, pet, sandwich, steal, training, want

• They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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  2 months ago

  actually, combat, cute, fitness, girly, humor, perception, Pilates, portray, thing, training

• I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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  2 months ago

  emotional, emotional support, humor, i, octopus, people, pet, shoplift, slap, support, train, training, want

• People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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  2 months ago

  dog, dogs, exercise, humor, laziness, people, pet, picked, skateboard, teaching, training, vet, walk

• Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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  2 months ago

  after, cat, days, easy, humor, pet, relationship, training, wants

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