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24 Funny tree quotes

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Why can't Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I'm trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025