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6 months ago
Share →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Commentary:
"Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"
6 months ago
Share →: Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Commentary:
"Considering launching a true crime podcast! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… 🕵️‍♂️🔪 #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches"
6 months ago
Share →: Delightful if true: booby trap.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! 🎁💥 Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pinnacle of luxury is not having an alarm clock harshly interrupt your dreams! 💤 Who needs a 5-star hotel when you have the blissful autonomy to wake up naturally? 😎 Bonus points if you can snooze until noon! 🕛 #SleepGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Commentary:
🤣👩‍💼 "Deciding to quit your job to pursue the thrilling career of not having a job? Ah, the dream! Who needs deadlines and meetings when you can have pajamas and daytime TV marathons instead? Living life on the wild side, I see! 💼🚫🛋️ #LivingTheDream"
6 months ago
Share →: “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old wisdom that cake can solve anything! 🍰💫 Whether it's a boring meeting or a rainy day, a slice of delicious cake can surely make it all better. Just remember: when in doubt, cake it out! 🎂😄🍰
6 months ago
Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Commentary:
"Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Just remember, be careful what you wish for… You might end up with a lifetime supply of ice cream and a unicorn as a roommate! 🦄🍦 #DreamBig"