176 Funny trying quotes

• Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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  3 weeks ago

  action, actions, behavior, confusion, drive, frustration, insanity, sense, trying, understanding

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