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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Going viral on Twitch:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Trending via Discord:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Live now on Reddit:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Shared recently on Messenger:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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57 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

71 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Just landed via Instagram:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Spotted on X:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Making waves on Threads:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Broadcasted on Threads:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Spotted on Telegram:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Making waves on Messenger:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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