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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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4 days ago
Share →: Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare and elusive 'Limited Edition Disappointment' 🦄🙄 #Collector'sItem"
1 month ago
Share →: A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Commentary:
"Just got my membership card to the Southern Grammar Committee—where 'ya’ll' is a crime against humanity! 😂📝 Bless y'all's hearts! 💔🙌"
1 month ago
Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
4 months ago
Share →: When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate breaking point – the dreaded TV email address entry! 📺🤯 Who knew such a simple task could lead to utter madness and rage? It's the modern-day equivalent of losing your keys in a black hole! 🔑🕳️ Let's hope you keep your cool until the next episode of 'Typing Wars: Email Address Edition'!"
4 months ago
Share →: My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a confetti cannon when you can have the gender intel delivered straight to your inbox? 🎉 No need for pink or blue cupcakes, just spill the beans and let's get on with it! 🎊 #GenderRevealConvenience"
4 months ago
Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"
5 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Commentary:
"Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"